An absolute classic!!!
A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till she
was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left. The guy woke up, brushed the
sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it. He went to the
Doctor and after an exam the doctor told him he had syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that unusual?"
The doctor said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in here
this morning with athlete's tw@t."
A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till she
was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left. The guy woke up, brushed the
sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it. He went to the
Doctor and after an exam the doctor told him he had syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that unusual?"
The doctor said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in here
this morning with athlete's tw@t."