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Joke of the day

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Grinder714

Guest
#1
[Edit]I took the whole joke out, for the following reason,
1. it goes against the forum guildlines,
2. it singles out people due to their sexual orientation, which is not a good thing.[/edit]

Not the place for this type of joke, sorry grinder.

Iceman

:cool:
 

Perris Calderon

Moderator
Staff member
Political User
#3
There were a couple of old guys talking at the bar. One of the men had been married for 66 years.

"Amazing. 66 years!" said his friend. "What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"

"Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions."

"Really?" his friend responded. "Does that really work?"

"Oh, yes," he said proudly. "66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
 
G

Grinder714

Guest
#5
cumon ice...jeez

I think its a shame when you cant say something coz you might "offend" someone.

:rolleyes:
 
M

Martyr63rd

Guest
#10
well while we are on the offencive here, i am affended by all these people with the talent of making sigs, gif's, and the knowledge all the da*n knowledge.


Thanks for caring about people's feelings- hehe
 
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Grinder714

Guest
#11
Originally posted by Iceman
Said I was sorry Grinder, but that kind of joke does not belong here.

sorry M8

:cool:

Yea, I respect your right to remove it as a mod, but Im still trying to figure out whom it offended?

And I thought it was funny, just trying to put a smile on peoples faces.:D
 
#14
well I'm pretty sure the homosexual community would have been offended by that joke.

and you are right it is hard to tell a joke without offending somebody, some people just like to get pissed off about anything, but like dealer said so well above, our job is to make people feel welcome here.

:cool:
 
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Grinder714

Guest
#16
Ok, Ice...your call...I'm not going to push the issue.

But Like I always say, if you cant take a joke, F&$k you.(not aimed at you Ice just a figure of speech)

I have been on this earth 35 years and I consider myself un offendable.

But I am a equal opportunity offender, I leave no one out....


:p
 
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Johncki

Guest
#20
I must post/by the way iceman thanks for the word issue. I finnally got it. A woman police officer pulled over a drunk driver.
> She said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say
> can and will be held against you."
>
> The drunk replied: "tits"
>
 

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