OK. You post a picture of yourself on a forum with two, well, women I suppose, knowing that you're opening yourself up to torrents of childish abuse from, well, people like me I suppose, and it happens, and you take the moral high ground?! Whaddafook? And the best part - after making some very valid, mature, thought-provoking points, you follow it up with "oh I should mention the one on the left has a twin". I don't claim to be a "stud". I don't claim to be witty or intelligent. You claim to be "living most men's dreams". Yeah, most men dream of growing embarrassing facial hair, living with their sisters and pretending to be porking them.
And heck, if you are "still the one with the smile from ear to ear tonight", well good louck to you. The Baywatch re-runs are on too late for me to catch them - enjoy yourself.