ZeroHour
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- Joined
- 22 Mar 2004
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Can anyone tell I am bored
12. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?''
11. "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.''
10. "Sooo -- what are you wearing?''
9. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!''
8. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.''
7. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC.''
6. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.''
5. "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.''
4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.''
3. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!''
2. "OK, turn to Page 523 in your copy of 'Dianetics.' ''
And the No. 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support ... 1. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.''
12. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?''
11. "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.''
10. "Sooo -- what are you wearing?''
9. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!''
8. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.''
7. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC.''
6. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.''
5. "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.''
4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.''
3. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!''
2. "OK, turn to Page 523 in your copy of 'Dianetics.' ''
And the No. 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support ... 1. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.''