Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Support

ZeroHour

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Can anyone tell I am bored ;)

12. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?''


11. "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.''

10. "Sooo -- what are you wearing?''

9. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!''

8. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.''

7. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC.''

6. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.''

5. "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.''

4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.''

3. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!''

2. "OK, turn to Page 523 in your copy of 'Dianetics.' ''

And the No. 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support ... 1. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.''
 

Bootsy

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"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.''

LOL
 

ElementalDragon

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aaw. you didn't get have the one i got from Sony's E-Mail Tech Support when i asked them how many watts the power supply was in my Sony Vaio PCV-RX540.

"Sorry, We are not able to disclose that information"

Kinda makes it sound Secret Service-ish. surprised they didn't add a sentence in very fine print saying "if we did, we'd have to kill you"
 

Bootsy

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ElementalDragon said:
Kinda makes it sound Secret Service-ish. surprised they didn't add a sentence in very fine print saying "if we did, we'd have to kill you"
yea its not like if you replace the AC adapter with one with wrong wattage, you'll set off a small nuclear explosion or something. :eek:
 

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