just got e-mialed this. havnt heard it for a year so i thought i would post it..
You will like this!
>Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
>
>Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago.
>The
>DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
>"Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
>seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
>she
>is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
>
>The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
>number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
>questions correctly, they both win the prize.
>
>One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
>Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter. Anyway, here's how it all went
>down:
>
>DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
>Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
>DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if
>you win. What is your name?
>First only please."
>Contestant: "Brian."
>DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
>Brian: "Yes."
>DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
>Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
>DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
>First only please."
>Brian: "Sara."
>DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
>Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
>DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
>Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." >
>Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
>DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
>Brian: "About 10 minutes."
>DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
>if a trip wasn't at stake."
>Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
>DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
>morning?"
>Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
>DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
>Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for
>a
>couple of weeks..."
>DJ: "Uh huh..."
>Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>Brian: "On the kitchen table."
>DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
>times
>I've done it. Okay folks,
>I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You
>listen to this."
>
> 3 minutes of commercials follow.
>
>DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
>(touch tones.....ringing....)
>Clerk: "Kinkos."
>DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
>Clerk: "This is she."
> DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now
and
>I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
>
>Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
>DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
>any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
>'Mate
>Match'?"
>
>Sarah: "No."
>DJ: "Good!"
>Brian: (laughing)
>Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
>Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
>honest."
>DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
>answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando,
>Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's
>game. The whole deal.
>
>Get it Sarah?"
>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
>Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
>DJ: "What time?"
>Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
>DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
>Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
>DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
>manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from
>a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
>
>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>DJ: "Where did you have it?"
>Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
>Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
>DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
>Sarah: "Well..."
>DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
>Sarah: "Up the arse....."
>
>After a long pause, the DJ said, " ....... Folks, we need to take a
station
>break ......"
You will like this!
>Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
>
>Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago.
>The
>DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
>"Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
>seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or
>she
>is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
>
>The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
>number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
>questions correctly, they both win the prize.
>
>One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
>Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter. Anyway, here's how it all went
>down:
>
>DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
>Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
>DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if
>you win. What is your name?
>First only please."
>Contestant: "Brian."
>DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
>Brian: "Yes."
>DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
>Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
>DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
>First only please."
>Brian: "Sara."
>DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
>Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
>DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
>Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." >
>Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
>DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
>Brian: "About 10 minutes."
>DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
>if a trip wasn't at stake."
>Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
>DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
>morning?"
>Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
>DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
>Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for
>a
>couple of weeks..."
>DJ: "Uh huh..."
>Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>Brian: "On the kitchen table."
>DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
>times
>I've done it. Okay folks,
>I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You
>listen to this."
>
> 3 minutes of commercials follow.
>
>DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
>(touch tones.....ringing....)
>Clerk: "Kinkos."
>DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
>Clerk: "This is she."
> DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now
and
>I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
>
>Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
>DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
>any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
>'Mate
>Match'?"
>
>Sarah: "No."
>DJ: "Good!"
>Brian: (laughing)
>Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
>Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
>honest."
>DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
>answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando,
>Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's
>game. The whole deal.
>
>Get it Sarah?"
>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
>Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
>DJ: "What time?"
>Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
>DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
>Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
>DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
>manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from
>a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
>
>Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
>DJ: "Where did you have it?"
>Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
>Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
>DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
>Sarah: "Well..."
>DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
>Sarah: "Up the arse....."
>
>After a long pause, the DJ said, " ....... Folks, we need to take a
station
>break ......"