Jewelzz Prayer.

[Kirrie2001]

PRAYERS




A GIRL’S PRAYER

Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who’s baton’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call he won’t wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll
Make love till my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the
Garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ass**** you sent me instead.

Amen.


A BOY’S PRAYER

Lord
I pray for a lady with big boobs.

Amen.

 

[Jewelzz]

lmao, You've been listening to my bedtime pray every night Kirrie? 😛

If anyone see this man I've been praying for, send him my way 😀

 

[Kirrie2001]

What was your address again Jewelzz????? 😀 😀 😀

 

[GraLk]

Nice one Kirrie. I read it to my wife, and she said 'sounds about right'. She meant the last line.

Then she hugged me....awwwwwwwwwww. 🙂

 

[Electronic Punk]

the boobs bit ?

 

[Jewelzz]

Hey, I'm just praying for a man who wants to have fun 😉 😛


No boobs tho 😀

 

[mafia-man]

Originally posted by Jewelzz
lmao, You've been listening to my bedtime pray every night Kirrie? 😛

If anyone see this man I've been praying for, send him my way 😀

Sticking the stamps to my forehead as I type 😀

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by mafia-man



Sticking the stamps to my forehead as I type 😀

Wooo hooo 😉

 

[Tbird94sc]

LMAO jewelzz no boobs for u???? comeon. its the new century,
a lot of girls experiment now



just joking. hope you know im only kiddin

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by Tbird94sc
LMAO jewelzz no boobs for u???? comeon. its the new century,
a lot of girls experiment now



just joking. hope you know im only kiddin

I have my own boobs 😀 😀

 

[Tbird94sc]

LMAO that you do.....that you do

 

[Jewelzz]

😱

 

[mafia-man]

I wouldnt mind being a woman (exept for a certain time of month)

I mean u wake up in the morning look down and WOOO HOOOO boobs 😀

I'd never stop playing wiv em 😛

any offers Jewellz? I need some to play wiv 😀

 

[Khayman]

RE: Mens prayer

As a representative of my gender I just like to say I'm officially outraged and demand an immediate apology and withdrawal of the statment.

Alternately just let me see your boobs 😀

 

[dijital]

haha this has become a horny-folks thread

some advice: go look at porn and get it out of your system... for the moment anyways.

 

[Jewelzz]

Just another day at XP-erience dijital 😀