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Jewelzz Prayer.

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Kirrie2001

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PRAYERS




A GIRL’S PRAYER

Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who’s baton’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call he won’t wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll
Make love till my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the
Garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ass**** you sent me instead.

Amen.


A BOY’S PRAYER

Lord
I pray for a lady with big boobs.

Amen.
 

Jewelzz

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#2
lmao, You've been listening to my bedtime pray every night Kirrie? :p

If anyone see this man I've been praying for, send him my way :D
 
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GraLk

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#4
Nice one Kirrie. I read it to my wife, and she said 'sounds about right'. She meant the last line.

Then she hugged me....awwwwwwwwwww. :)
 
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mafia-man

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#7
Originally posted by Jewelzz
lmao, You've been listening to my bedtime pray every night Kirrie? :p

If anyone see this man I've been praying for, send him my way :D

Sticking the stamps to my forehead as I type :D
 
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Tbird94sc

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#9
LMAO jewelzz no boobs for u???? comeon. its the new century,
a lot of girls experiment now



just joking. hope you know im only kiddin
 
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mafia-man

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#13
I wouldnt mind being a woman (exept for a certain time of month)

I mean u wake up in the morning look down and WOOO HOOOO boobs :D

I'd never stop playing wiv em :p

any offers Jewellz? I need some to play wiv :D
 

Khayman

I'm sorry Hal...
Political User
#14
RE: Mens prayer

As a representative of my gender I just like to say I'm officially outraged and demand an immediate apology and withdrawal of the statment.

Alternately just let me see your boobs :D
 
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dijital

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#15
haha this has become a horny-folks thread

some advice: go look at porn and get it out of your system... for the moment anyways.
 

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