Jewelzz Prayer.

[Kirrie2001]

PRAYERS




A GIRL’S PRAYER

Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who’s baton’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call he won’t wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll
Make love till my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the
Garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ass**** you sent me instead.

Amen.


A BOY’S PRAYER

Lord
I pray for a lady with big boobs.

Amen.

 

[Jewelzz]

lmao, You've been listening to my bedtime pray every night Kirrie?

If anyone see this man I've been praying for, send him my way

 

[Kirrie2001]

What was your address again Jewelzz?????

 

[GraLk]

Nice one Kirrie. I read it to my wife, and she said 'sounds about right'. She meant the last line.

Then she hugged me....awwwwwwwwwww.

 

[Electronic Punk]

the boobs bit ?

 

[Jewelzz]

Hey, I'm just praying for a man who wants to have fun


No boobs tho

 

[mafia-man]

Originally posted by Jewelzz
lmao, You've been listening to my bedtime pray every night Kirrie?

If anyone see this man I've been praying for, send him my way

Sticking the stamps to my forehead as I type

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by mafia-man



Sticking the stamps to my forehead as I type

Wooo hooo

 

[Tbird94sc]

LMAO jewelzz no boobs for u???? comeon. its the new century,
a lot of girls experiment now



just joking. hope you know im only kiddin

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by Tbird94sc
LMAO jewelzz no boobs for u???? comeon. its the new century,
a lot of girls experiment now



just joking. hope you know im only kiddin

I have my own boobs

 

[Tbird94sc]

LMAO that you do.....that you do

 

[Jewelzz]

 

[mafia-man]

I wouldnt mind being a woman (exept for a certain time of month)

I mean u wake up in the morning look down and WOOO HOOOO boobs

I'd never stop playing wiv em

any offers Jewellz? I need some to play wiv

 

[Khayman]

RE: Mens prayer

As a representative of my gender I just like to say I'm officially outraged and demand an immediate apology and withdrawal of the statment.

Alternately just let me see your boobs

 

[dijital]

haha this has become a horny-folks thread

some advice: go look at porn and get it out of your system... for the moment anyways.

 

[Jewelzz]

Just another day at XP-erience dijital