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PRAYERS
A GIRL’S PRAYER
Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who’s baton’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call he won’t wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll
Make love till my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the
Garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ass**** you sent me instead.
Amen.
A BOY’S PRAYER
Lord
I pray for a lady with big boobs.
Amen.
A GIRL’S PRAYER
Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who’s baton’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call he won’t wait for weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll
Make love till my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the
Garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ass**** you sent me instead.
Amen.
A BOY’S PRAYER
Lord
I pray for a lady with big boobs.
Amen.