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5 blondes and a blind man

5 blondes and a blind man (fixed)

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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Dabba Dooba
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Jozhik said:
funny joke, but I don't understand the title of the thread - got no connection with the joke @ all :/
There are 5 blondes and a blind man in a bar. So the thread title is 5 blondes and a blind man.

What else is there not to get :dead: :squareeye


Not all there...
Speaking of blondes...

A blonde is desperate for money and decides to try kidnapping: she goes to a park, grabs a kid and sends him home with a note pinned to his jacket that says: "Send your kid back to the park tomorrow with $10,000, or you'll never see him again. Signed, the Desperate Blonde."

The next day the kid shows up with the money and a note that says, "Here's your money. I can't believe one blonde would do this to another!"

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