• This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn more.

Top Excuses When Caught Napping at Your Desk


ho3 ho3 ho3
"It's okay...I'm still billing the client."

"..in the Lord Jesus' name, amen."

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter, not harder."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

"I'm in the management training program."

"I'mactually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) thatIlearned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"

"Iwas doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broke...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

"I was cross-training for telecommuting."

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

"The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."

"I thought you were gone for the day."


Double O Egghead

I have done that before.

Actually closed my eyes in front of the pc at work and fell asleep fora few minutes but woke when i heard someone walking around.

freaked the hell out of me that i could do that.

Some of those excuses i probably would have thought about on the way home from the firing if i got caught hahaha

the best one



Members online

No members online now.

Latest posts

Latest profile posts

Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
What a long strange trip it's been. =)

Forum statistics

Latest member