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Yep, sometimes us men can be nasty! LOL
- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.