Things Not To Say During Childbirth...

[ZeroHour]

Yep, sometimes us men can be nasty! LOL

• Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
• Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
• I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
• If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
• That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
• When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
• You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
• This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
• Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
• Stop your swearing and just breathe.
• Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
• Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.

 

[funky dredd]

Haha...