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The New Boss

Codasmd

Old School XPeriencer
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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO (the axe man) notices a
guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to
let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do
you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a
week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks
around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
 

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Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
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What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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