The Death Test

Jewelzz

OSNN Godlike Veteran
#1
Test

Damn, I'd better start my partying now :p


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 15, 2034
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (53%)
Suicide (11%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
 
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Kirrie2001

Guest
#3
Lucky me.

I`ve got 13 years to go yet.

and Jewelzz is a Teetotaler. (Totally Tequila) :D
 

madmatt

Bow Down to the King
Political User
#6
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 9, 2068
at the age of 88 years old.


On that date you will most likely die Wrom:

Heart Attack (18%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

dang it, I didn't want to live past 30. =\
 
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Sprung

Guest
#7
I'll be too old to care by then...


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 20, 2052
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
 

Jewelzz

OSNN Godlike Veteran
#11
Originally posted by damnyank
So Jewelzz is 39 - or did she lie about her Birthday???


BTW: October 5, 2026
I'm 39 and proud of it, I never lied about my age, you never asked. My B-Day, so you can get me apresent is: 11/26 :D ;)
 

gonaads

Beware the G-Man
Political User
#13
Originally posted by Jewelzz


I'm 39 and proud of it, I never lied about my age, you never asked. My B-Day, so you can get me apresent is: 11/26 :D ;)
Jewelzz is a babe :p BTW 43
...at the ripe old age of 77
 
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Elric

Guest
#14
Err... Darn, I'm a goner.

I hate aliens, but the Auto-Fellatio one sounds fun!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 22, 2041
at the age of 57 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
 
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Elric

Guest
#16
Hrmm...

Would someone PM me with either a way to change my caption, or an offer to do it? Heh, I hate seeing XP Home on my name, in every sense of the word.
 

Jewelzz

OSNN Godlike Veteran
#17
Re: Hrmm...

Originally posted by Elric
Would someone PM me with either a way to change my caption, or an offer to do it? Heh, I hate seeing XP Home on my name, in every sense of the word.
Hey Elric: You need to have 10 posts before you can change the title under your name. Once you have the 10 go to cp user then edit profile
 

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