The Death Test

Jewelzz

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Damn, I'd better start my partying now :p


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 15, 2034
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (53%)
Suicide (11%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
 
So Jewelzz is 39 - or did she lie about her Birthday???


BTW: October 5, 2026
 
Lucky me.

I`ve got 13 years to go yet.

and Jewelzz is a Teetotaler. (Totally Tequila) :D
 
58... Damn I had better stop caining it at weekends.
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 9, 2068
at the age of 88 years old.


On that date you will most likely die Wrom:

Heart Attack (18%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

dang it, I didn't want to live past 30. =\
 
I'll be too old to care by then...


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 20, 2052
at the age of 82 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
 
Originally posted by damnyank
So Jewelzz is 39 - or did she lie about her Birthday???


BTW: October 5, 2026

I'm 39 and proud of it, I never lied about my age, you never asked. My B-Day, so you can get me apresent is: 11/26 :D ;)
 
December 21, 2036
at the ripe old age of ???? :p :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Jewelzz


I'm 39 and proud of it, I never lied about my age, you never asked. My B-Day, so you can get me apresent is: 11/26 :D ;)
Jewelzz is a babe :p BTW 43
...at the ripe old age of 77
 
Err... Darn, I'm a goner.

I hate aliens, but the Auto-Fellatio one sounds fun!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 22, 2041
at the age of 57 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
 
Hrmm...

Would someone PM me with either a way to change my caption, or an offer to do it? Heh, I hate seeing XP Home on my name, in every sense of the word.
 
Re: Hrmm...

Originally posted by Elric
Would someone PM me with either a way to change my caption, or an offer to do it? Heh, I hate seeing XP Home on my name, in every sense of the word.
Hey Elric: You need to have 10 posts before you can change the title under your name. Once you have the 10 go to cp user then edit profile
 
It would..... have to be on a hoilday Dec.25,2027 at the age of 76
I think I might have a lot to do....( I THINK):D
 

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