Wooooo.. ok so I think we left off at the foam party all those days... yesterday.
but before I go on I must say that gin, tequila, vodka and whisky all taste the same over here, pretty damn bizarre! They also love dishing out those free apple schnaaps.
Too hot outside so I thought I would come and write this stuff down before I forget it!!!
The foam party was fun and I got talking to a really nice scottish bird so after a bit of a swim, and choke! (come up for air you got bubbles) retired back to the hotel for a rest.
We then went to a bar called hollywoods for a 2 hour all you can drink free bar, sadly I didn´t get to drink much because I actually think someone spiked my drink, but being as resillient as I am I actually enjoyed it and was bouncing around a really small club to the soothing tunes and sounds of the transvestite dj playing there, who also felt it was necessary to pour cheap champagne all over naked ladies.
Next up, the big on. Manumission the most expensive night in ibiza at the biggest club in the world. You just can´t imagine the scale of this place, you walk in the main room its a damn aircraft hanger, then you go into the other room and there are two fans above the door to cool you off, armed with some glowsticks I bumped into 3 mates from gatecrasher, which was amazing. The music was fantastic and I was teaching all my mates how to dance with glowsticks, as well as the odd enthusiastic good looking ladies demanding to know where I had learnt to do that.
I was thirsty and drank only 3 bottles of water in there. This cost me 24 euros, that 18 pounds, that 24 dollars. it was water. well **** me! necessary tho, as I was sweating like a ten dollar whore.
Then the ladies came on the stage. all singing, all dancing, all nekkid. there was also a dwarf and the rock god of manumission, naked trapese and that one where they swing from the ceiling... its so nice to have a break from clubbing to watch such ****ed up events.
I couldn´t stay until the end tho and left at 6. awww. but afterall I do have more clubbing to do and have a tendancy to wear myself out in the first 2 hours. every morning I have woken up with a stiff neck, shoulers and arms. I think I need a sensual massage.
chaching.