Screw you AutoZone

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Mr. Bananagrabber
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#1
Last night, me and two friends were at autozone, as we were checking out, this stupid manager lady, accuses us of stealing a neon light tube. Of course, she accused us of doing this as we were paying for something else...
Telling us not to leave, my friends and I were laughing our asses off, because she has no authority to do that since, she didn't see us take anything. But since we wanted to make her feel like an idiot, we stuck around and told her to call the police. In short, we stayed there for an hour until the police came, patted us down, looked angry at the lady for calling them, and told us we could leave.

Frankly, I'm just really pissed off that I was accused of stealing something, I was driving my montero too, and my friend was driving his porche, not exact the types of cars you would expect to be robbing an autozone of a ten dollar light tube... Needless to say, corporate is getting three very angry calls on monday. And hopefully, miss Kathy East of the 120 Worcester RD Autozone, in Natick MA will be getting a nice talking to, or better yet fired (though I doubt it).

Watch out for Autozone, this isn't the first time this has happened.
 

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Mr. Bananagrabber
Political User
#4
Absolutely not, I break the law all the time. But I never steal anything. Not cuz I've got some moral compass, it's mainly cuz I don't have the balls to do it. :eek:

And the kid that drives the porche never breaks the law, he has the porche by some great powers of karma. He has to be one of the best, nicest, innocent people I know.

Me, I'm a bastard though. :)
 

gonaads

Beware the G-Man
Political User
#5
You mean to tell me people in posh cars don't break the law? :speechless:
Hmmm, kinda reminds me of this Hollywood celeb that was caught shoplifting. She was famous and had/has lots of money and yet she still did it. Hmmmm.



Oh Winona why did ya do it!? :p
 

LeeJend

OSNN Veteran Addict
#7
Oh come on. Everyone knows people who drive Porche's are all drug dealers, not shop lifters. What a ditz.

You could make up some fake legal letter head and send a copy to her and the autozone corporate demanding compensaiton for your wasted time, emotional damages and defamation of character (anyone else in the store when you were accused?). Start out with a claim for $20K in damages.

You have a moral obligaiton to protect other young people form this kind of random harassment. (Money won't hurt either.)
 

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Mr. Bananagrabber
Political User
#8
Oh come on. Everyone knows people who drive Porche's are all drug dealers, not shop lifters. What a ditz.

You could make up some fake legal letter head and send a copy to her and the autozone corporate demanding compensaiton for your wasted time, emotional damages and defamation of character (anyone else in the store when you were accused?). Start out with a claim for $20K in damages.

You have a moral obligaiton to protect other young people form this kind of random harassment. (Money won't hurt either.)
I agree. Just so happenes that the friend with the porche does some work for the DA so...

I think we have our letter head.

And unfortunately, only the manager and another employee were in the store. But the employee didn't sound like he liked his boss, since he said he's had three woman bosses and hes always liked the men bosses better. And also when we asked him how he liked working for this bitch, he said "Ya gotta deal with it day by day" which we found hilarious since his boss was within earshot.
 

dreamliner77

The Analog Kid
#9
And hopefully, miss Kathy East of the 120 Worcester RD Autozone, in Natick MA will be getting a nice talking to, or better yet fired (though I doubt it).
I will just happen to be in Natick tomorrow and as chance would have it, I need to pick up a few things for my girlfriend's car. I will make a point of stopping there (I believe that's the one by Oak St, right?) and having a good go of it.
 

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Mr. Bananagrabber
Political User
#10
I will just happen to be in Natick tomorrow and as chance would have it, I need to pick up a few things for my girlfriend's car. I will make a point of stopping there (I believe that's the one by Oak St, right?) and having a good go of it.
Yea, Oak st.

Just got off the phone with Autozone, only gave me 25 dollars, those cheap bastards.

Said they will deal with the lady tomorrow.
 

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