Pledge of Allegiance --- Petition

[Jewelzz]

See anything good or interesting xsivforce?

 

[xsivforce]

maybe

 

[Bytes Back]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

* Bytes and 2 SWAT teams jump out and surround the thread *

OK, deealer and Xsivforce, give us your list of demands.

 

[Jewelzz]

Heh, I think just the mental picture alone is good for now

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by Bytes back

* Bytes and 2 SWAT teams jump out and surround the thread *
give us your list of demands.

We will start with one dozen krispy kreme donuts and a bottle of anything.

 

[Bytes Back]

Originally posted by xsivforce

We will start with one dozen krispy kreme donuts and a bottle of anything.

Ok, you can have the donuts, but for the drink your'e going to have to let the first 50 post go free.

I'll send fulffy in there with the donuts

 

[xsivforce]

I'll give you 25 posts. No more, for now.

 

[Bytes Back]

* Swat 1 to Bytes, I have the target in my sights *
* Swat 2 to Bytes, Target is in range *

Erm, Xsivforce, i think 50 Posts would be best

 

[xsivforce]

You'll never take me alive copper!

 

[Bytes Back]

* 4 SAS Helicopters circle over the roof of thread waiting for the word to go *

Now come on X, we dont want any bloodshed if we can avoid it. Just let the first 50 posts go and its a crate of beer for you.

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by Bytes back
Just let the first 50 posts go and its a crate of beer for you.

Labatt Blue?

 

[Bytes Back]

Originally posted by xsivforce
Labatt Blue?

Ok, and if you want some fattys as well you'll have to let 100 posts go.

 

[xsivforce]

And a nekkid wo....2 nekkid women?

 

[Bytes Back]

Originally posted by xsivforce
And a nekkid wo....2 nekkid women?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

So ifI give you donuts,beer and 2 Na*** women, the you'll let 100 posts go ?

 

[xsivforce]

And some RC Cola and a ham sandwich and we have a deal.

 

[Bytes Back]

Well, if you want all that then you'll have to make it 110 post set free. Agree and I'll send them in at once

 

[xsivforce]

*puts gun to head of first 5 posts*
I'm not playing around copper!!! Don't try me or the first 5 get it!!! The blood will be on your hands!!!

 

[Bytes Back]

*Swat 1 to bytes, Target is in sights, do I have a go code ?*

Swat 1, GO !!





BANG






























* X looks at the end of his arm where the hand holding the gun. now isn't holding the gun , the gun lies in the corner of the thread broken beyond repair *

 

[xsivforce]

*gives up without further incident*





See dealer, that is the way to jack a thread.

 

[Bytes Back]

* Bytes arrests X and takes him to the station *

* bytes opens 2 beers and hands 1 to X *

Brillinatly staged X, I'm guarenteed to be Police chiefa gain and your Guarenteed not to be Mayor. Good result all round.


* Bytes and X get extremely drunk *