Our story

[Shamus MacNoob]

because of his ...........

 

[Electronic Punk]

nocturnal night-fishing fetish

 

[Bytes Back]

He needs is...

 

[Electronic Punk]

collection of marble

 

[Glaanieboy]

...he collected at...

 

[Gnu]

a plumbers' convention

 

[xsivforce]

to use as...

 

[Bytes Back]

Expensive paper weights

 

[xsivforce]

on his humongous...

 

[O_o]

...grapefruits of sour...

 

[XPletive]

...nature. Meanwhile, his....

 

[Bytes Back]

friend the postman

 

[xsivforce]

who was a transvestite...

 

[foxkuil]

...showed his/her stuff...

 

[Shamus MacNoob]

To your sister

 

[xsivforce]

Who knew that...

 

[Gary Pandher]

he did not

 

[Jewelzz]

have a chance

 

[xsivforce]

to burn the...

 

[xsivforce]

Story so far

When I drove to the beach, I came across the dishonorable man who said "Son do I have a deal for you" before whipping out a pair of rare blue diamonds and said that how much will you give me for these ? A large piece of cotton wool to dress up yourself 'cous your naked. I have no money but, I can pay you with these cans of Spam I just bougt from the Piggly Wiggly and I'll throw in these genuine balloons filled with helium, or so we thought,but really oxygen. They are not balloons, it`s Pamela Anderson. So I'll keep the balloons, but you can have this unfeasibly big jar of pickled pumpkins or something. The dishonorable man says thank you but, I'd rather have that polyester three piece suit your wearing plus the contents of that septic tank you have located on the Trailer of your Robin reliant. Now that really stinks of rotting fish that will be served with your breakfast or the chinese menu you are clenching between your chicken fried rice in the bathroom of my mom's house on friday the thirteenth day of "OMG A SPACE SHIP" thats landing right on your trailer! I better call Jerry Springer right away so we can get this on the nightly news at 10 with your dad and his long fingers and thumbs.He might use his head as a tool to hammer in nails because he looks to create an effect which can change the world in a way no one knows. This man is a man of self-respect but still because of his nocturnal night-fishing fetish he needs his collection of marble he collected at a plumbers' convention to use as expensive paper weights on his humongous grapefruits of sour nature. Meanwhile, his friend the postman, who was a transvestite, showed his/her stuff to your sister, who knew that he did not have a chance to burn the...