Our story so far
When I drove to the beach, I came across the dishonorable man who said "Son do I have a deal for you" before whipping out a pair of rare blue diamonds and said that how much will you give me for these ? A large piece of cotton wool to dress up yourself 'cous your naked.I have no money but I can pay you with these cans of Spam I just bougt from the Piggly Wiggly and I'll throw in these genuine balloons filled with helium or so we thought,but really oxygen. They are not balloons, it`s Pamela Anderson. So I'll keep the balloons, but you can have this unfeasibly big jar of pickled pumpkins or something. The dishonorable man says thank you but, I'd rather have that polyester three piece suit your wearing plus the contents of that septic tank you have located on the Trailer of your Robin reliant. Now that really stinks of rotting fish that will be served with your breakfast or the chinese.....