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Nudist Colony

ZeroHour

ho3 ho3 ho3
#1
man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wanderingaround. A 6 foot blond walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.

Blond: "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Blond: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me."

Theblond lays down and lets the man screw her. The man gets up happy,enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him.

Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?"
New Man: "No, I just got here."
Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, it implies you called for me."

The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The new man rushes back to the receptionist...

New Man: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500."
Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...."

NewMan: (Rudely interrupting) "Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I get ahard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
 

Kush

High On Life!
#2
hahaha, i liked it much nicer before the sauna part, btw theres a comic to this effect somewhere i used to have it
 

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