Mildred

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hw|Cobra

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Milred, 92, was fed up with mourning her husband for two years. She decided to kill herself. She thought the best way to do it was to shoot herself in the heart with her late husband's Army pistol.

To make sure she got the right place, and didn't end up a vegetable, she called the doctors. They said her heart would be just below her left breast.

Later that day Mildred was admitted to hospital with a gunshot wound in the knee.
 
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mafiafromrussia

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lol. good one. didnt really get it until 3 sec later when i got the mental picture :p
 

Hipster Doofus

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We've got a commercial going on tv over here. An old couple sitting at the table. She lifts her top up & he looks under the table. :D
 
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hw|Cobra

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Erm .. mental? She shoots herself in the knee because her breasts are so saggy...
 

funky dredd

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Posted by hw|Cobra
Erm .. mental? She shoots herself in the knee because her breasts are so saggy...
You need to get special glasses while going through some of these forums. That way the pictures just bounce off. If you can't find any let me know as I have several laying around. :D
 
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mafiafromrussia

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oh allright. how much did yo pay for them? i was thinking of getting a pair just in case.
 

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