from tv not a movie, but i like it
Dan: Come with us.
Casey: Where?
Dan: El Perro Fumando.
Casey: "The Smoking Dog"?
Dan: Yes.
Casey: Why?
Dan: If you wear something blue, you get $2 off a giant blue margarita.
Casey: You know, I make a pretty good living. I can actually afford to wear what I want and pay full price.
Dan: I'm not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the opportunity to drink something giant and blue.
...and...
Jeremy : Fire me.
Isaac : What?
Jeremy : You heard me, I want you to fire me.
Isaac : I'm not going to fire you.
Jeremy : I'm a terrible worker, I'm the last to arrive and the first to leave.
Isaac : You're the first to arrive and the last to leave.
Jeremy : And don't you think that's a little strange?
Isaac : Yes.
Jeremy : I'm a racist.
Isaac : Jeremy...
Jeremy : I am, I'm a terrible racist. I think all those people with the funny accents and weird skin color should go back to wherever they came from and leave this country to the people who rightfully stole it from the Indians... which they deserved.
Isaac : Jeremy...
Jeremy : I'm serious, this country is being ruined by the blacks and the Jews.
Isaac : You're Jewish.
Jeremy : And I have to be stopped!
also
Sally : Sam?
Sam: Susie.
Sally : Sally.
Sam: Okay.
Sally : This meeting's not going that well is it?
Sam: No. The good news is an hour from now I'm not going to remember who you are.
plus
Dan : You're nineteen feet tall, why are you wearing heels?
Sally : Do you feel diminutive?
Dan : No, but now I have to look up that word.
including
[Elliot brings Dan flowers]
Elliot: These are for you.
Dan : Elliot, look, last night, seriously, I was talking to Kim. I was doing a little thing...
Elliot: They're not from me.
Dan : Like it'd kill you to give me flowers once in a while?
I could go on forever..