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ElementalDragon said:ThePatriot, why not shoot paintballs at him? if he scares the **** outta him again, and Nerd has a paintball gun handy..... just figure out where he is/where he's going, hide behind the next corner without him seeing you, and when he does come around the corner (assuming you can see his face and he is NOT a relative/friend of the family), pop a few off right in the groin. point blank with a paintball gun in the nuts will NOT feel good, and you can almost gurantee he won't be moving much afterwards for about 2-3 hours if you're lucky. which then would give you enough time to call the police, them to get there, and them to point and laugh at his multi-colored crotch.
Ok, that'll work too. And even if it is a friend or relative, they deserve a few shots to the groin for pulling that stunt!