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finally, a funny email joke

Perris Calderon

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#1
got this today;

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him so he asked her what was wrong.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
 

Vanquished

Mr. Bananagrabber
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#4
Ha!
That was a good one, top of line funnyness...
Don't think i'll be repeating that one to many people though...
-Jack
 

Son Goku

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#7
Then you should see the number of AO-Hell users who haven't quite learned how to turn the caps lock key off yet :D

Oh, I still think it's funny (speaking of them), when someone called up AO-Hell to inquire about the cybersex package for AO-Hell, which a "buddy told him was included in the expansion", after they asked if it would run on Windows 2.0 and stuff... :laugh: bwahahahahahaha

http://www.collegesucks.org/pranks/aol-cybersex.mp3
 

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