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General Ka D'Argo: John, I really need to just unburden myself on you.
John Crichton: What?
General Ka D'Argo: Well, lately I've been thinking about you in a very different way.
John Crichton: Uh hmmm.
General Ka D'Argo: Mmm Hmmm and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind participating with me in a little Luxan bonding ritual. Here's the thing okay? What we need are some chains, my Qualta blade, just a little squirt of luxar oil and ohh, Chiana.
John Crichton: Chiana?
General Ka D'Argo: Yeah, she wants to watch.
John Crichton: Oh no.
General Ka D'Argo: Oh yes.

John Crichton: Nothing strange happened to you guys?
General Ka D'Argo: I live on this ship. Something strange always happens.

John Crichton: Dr. Chuck Jones wrote the book on these situations.

John Crichton: Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

John Crichton: Where do they get these stories? Let's set the facts straight. First off, there was no raping; very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.

Dominar Rygel XVI: Repent? We've less than an arn. I was a Dominar. Take me longer than that to repent.

Jool: Shoot him! Shoot him now! You're the warrior! Shoot him now!
General Ka D'Argo: Alright. With what? My nose?

Scorpius: Why is it always the gentle ones, who pay for everybody else's ambitions?

Dominar Rygel XVI: Look, I...I know I can be selfish, but given a chance I can usually....
John Crichton: Do what? Do the right thing?
Dominar Rygel XVI: Yes.
John Crichton: Rygel, I figure the right thing starts at the beginning of the day, not after you've been caught.

John Crichton: Damn, Smokey. You can't argue with a woman!

Captain Biallar Crais: John...
John Crichton: Don't call me John!
Captain Biallar Crais: Crichton, then. Are you accusing me of theft?
Aeryn Sun: Talyn, you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.

John Crichton: We're gonna have a little chat. Moya must know that there's something seriously wrong with Pilot. We gotta get that thing out of him. Does she have any idea how we can do that?
Pike DRD: Beep.
John Crichton: You understand any of this?
Chiana: No.
John Crichton: Alright, we don't understand the R2D2 crap. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no.

Scorpius: There are vast areas of your brain that are filled with nothing but... gibberish.
John Crichton: That would be high school.

Rygel hold's Sikozu's separated hand
Dominar Rygel XVI: Wormholes. Aeryn. Earth. Aeryn. Scorpius. Aeryn. I'm out of fingers. Want me to keep counting on hers?

John and Aeryn in a dream of John's, talking about their child.
John Crichton: Maybe it's not mine at all.
Aeryn Sun: You just won't let that rest, will you?
John Crichton: Nah. Maybe it's got a little pony tail and a teeny, tiny goatee.
Aeryn Sun: Maybe.
John Crichton: Maybe there's half a metal face on it.
Aeryn Sun: Maybe.
John Crichton: Maybe it's a royal pain in the ass, eats all the time and farts a lot.
Aeryn Sun: Then we'll know it's yours.

John Crichton: Not only are my eyes perfect, but they're BLUE!!

Aeryn Sun: This is my turn. My plan. Now let's go!
John Crichton: Absolutely not! There are other things that we can do. We can negotiate with the Tavloids, we can ..
Aeryn knocks him out
Aeryn Sun: Tav'leks.

Upon seeing Moya for the first time.
John Crichton: That's big. That's really big.

John Crichton: Oh please, let it all be a dream. A very bad, very twisted dream.

Upon first arriving aboard Moya

Regarding Aeryn

John Crichton: How about we show them a little compassion?
Aeryn Sun: Compassion? What is compassion?
John Crichton: Compassion? Wha... you're kidding, right?

John Crichton: Well how do I know that I can trust you?
Aeryn Sun: You don't. That's just another thing you don't know.

Regarding Crichton

Captain Biallar Crais: Human? It will require some study. I will personally enjoy pulling you apart to see what you're made of.

To Crichton

Aeryn Sun: Who are you to order me around?
John Crichton: Order? I was offering a suggestion!
Aeryn Sun: Well, who are you to offer suggestions?

Zhaan: Am I the only species in creation that doesn't thrive on conflict?

John Crichton: Pilot, get a tractor beam on that shuttle!
Captain Biallar Crais: Tractor beam? What's that?
John Crichton: Graviton field, attracto ray, superglue. Whatever it is you yanked me aboard with!
Captain Biallar Crais: You mean the docking web.

Kyr: I'm not afraid of you. You're soft and weak.
Zhaan smashes him into the wall.
Zhaan: Soft, yes. Weak, no.

John Crichton: This is not over with. And when it is, you and I are gonna sit down and have a serious talk.
Aeryn Sun: Sure. When this is over, you and I will probably be dead.

John Crichton: You shanghai my ass down here, and now you want me to lead? Give me one good reason!
Aeryn Sun: Lots of reasons. Land mines, fire snakes, razor grass, night vision snipers, Morlian death spiders...

Aeryn Sun: Enjoying yourself?
John Crichton: Oh, yeah. Marching through a smelly, bug-infested jungle. If this is your idea of a good time, I bet you don't get a lot of second dates.
 
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Aeryn Sun: What happened? Wait, where's the rifle?
John Crichton: It's all over the place. Am I bleeding?
Aeryn Sun: You blew up the rifle?
John Crichton: It's not like I meant to! The damn thing malfunctioned or something.

Aeryn and D'Argo have just tried to kill each other.
John Crichton: If the gauntlet brings out the real you...both of you: Think long and hard about therapy.

Kyr: When you took the pain away...how did you do that?
Zhaan: I'm a Delvian Pa'u, a priest of the ninth level. We learn to share others pain.

Crichton has just shot down Bekhesh's guards.
Bekhesh: You didn't kill them.
John Crichton: Guess I'm not that kind of a guy.

John Crichton: I've got great eyes, there better than 20/20 and they're blue.

season four opening monologue
John Crichton: My name is John Crichton... an astronaut. Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole. I'm in a distant part of the universe aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners, my friends. I've made enemies. Powerful. Dangerous. Now all I want is to find a way home, to warn Earth. Look upward, and share... the wonders I have seen.

John Crichton: My name is John Crichton. An astronaut. Four years ago, I got shot through a wormhole to a distant part of the galaxy. I ended up on a ship... this living ship, populated by escapee prisoners who became my friends.

Aeryn Sun: When I'm old and fat...When I'm old there is one thing I will look back on with pride, that is killing you John Crichton.

John Crichton: I hope I'm not gettin' a cold out here 'cuz I'm not finding any chicken soup.
Chiana: Cheekan zoop?

Dominar Rygel XVI: So where did you bury your leaders on Earth?
John Crichton: In the ground.
Dominar Rygel XVI: Next to where you live? That's disgusting!

John Crichton: Be nice.
Aeryn Sun: I'm not good at nice.
John Crichton: Just don't shoot her.

John Crichton inside his own mind
John Crichton: Can I get a, "Hell, yeah!"?
Imaginary crowd: Hell, yeah!

Pilot: I don't get out much, so I read.

John Crichton: Could you show me how to do this?
Aeryn Sun: Oh my God... Unzip.
John Crichton: Right.
Aeryn Sun: Pull it out. Point it like a gun. And shoot.
John Crichton: Aimed the right way?
Aeryn Sun: Yes. That's fine.

General Ka D'Argo: Face the wall and spread your feathers, big guy.

Aeryn Sun: I'm a guy. A guy! Guys dream about this sort of thing.
Dominar Rygel XVI: I'll tell you one thing, Crichton. If I find you've been dreaming anything else in my body, I'll break your legs. Even if they are mine.

inside a virtual reality game
Stark: Maybe you have to do more than kiss the princess. Maybe you have to show the princess a really good time.

inside the mind of a comatose John Crichton, where D'argo is chasing John
Aeryn Sun: Run, Forrest, run!

On Earth in the year 1986, John Crichton has altered the timeline and has become semi-corporal (A ghost-like state).
John Crichton: I'm Casper the Frickin Joke...

John Crichton: Space travel was your dream to unite mankind. When did that change?
Jack Crichton: September the 11th. This isn't the same world you left four years ago, son. You just don't understand the global situation.

discussing popcorn
Dominar Rygel XVI: What's it called?
Utu-Noranti Pratalong: It's called cop porn.

as a teenager, talking to his father
John Crichton: Yo, hero! Read the middle finger.

mistaking the middle finger as a friendly human greeting after seeing a picture of teenagers using the gesture
Utu-Noranti Pratalong: What do you think this means?
Chiana: Must be some kind of greeting. Yeah, to friends.
Chiana extends her middle finger toward Noranti
Chiana: Hello, wrinkles.

Aeryn watches television and practices her English
Aeryn Sun: Wheel of Fortune. Wheel!

Aeryn watches Sesame Street on television and practices her English
Aeryn Sun: L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S. S. D'argo, you should pay attention to this.
General Ka D'Argo: Chiana has already told me a few words. Yes. No. Bite me. That's all I need to know.
Aeryn Sun: This girl is slow.
Chiana and D'argo argue while Aeryn continues watching television
Aeryn Sun: Again with The Cookie Monster.

About using wormholes to travel through time and space and to alter history
John Crichton: Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorthy Gale from Kansas.

in an alternate timeline when he meets Aeryn
John Crichton: Oh, baby, you had me at hello.

John Crichton: Aeryn. Not today, okay? I've been out in the sun all day long picking up magic turnips. I've got a worm in my gut crawling around in places where the sun don't shine and I'm sick of it. So for the moment would you just shut up and help?

John Crichton: It smells like puke.
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: I predigested it to increase its potency.
John Crichton: It is puke!

During an "interview" with an Ancient
Zhaan: As a Pa'u, I am generally the teacher. But with John... I learned as much as I gave.
Jool: Whenever he touched me, there was an almost... electric caring.
Captain Biallar Crais: John Crichton... made me a better captain...
Stark: I sensed a, a purity of spirit.
Captain Biallar Crais: ...a better leader...
Stark: A purity of soul.
Captain Biallar Crais: ...a better man.

Scorpius: Braca?
John Crichton: Yeah. Feel the love, Mr. Burns.
 
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And the final one...

Part 7 -

repeated line, talking about Sebaceans and humans
Sikozu: Weak species!

Chiana: Sex does it.
General Ka D'Argo: For you.
Chiana: For everyone. Sex.
John Crichton: With you? Or with him?
Chiana: Whatever.

John Crichton: What did you imagine... for your life?
Aeryn Sun: Service, promotion, retirement, death. You?
John Crichton: This is exactly what I imagined.

John explains why he has interrupted a meeting of two groups that want to kill him
John Crichton: Because I am an American! And what does an American want? Democracy? Capitalism! I want to sell out and settle down. For one day only, it's a blue light special on Aisle Three! My wormhole technology...and a free set of steak knives...for all the tea in China! And anything you can imagine to pay me...welcome to my cold war.

John Crichton: It's beer o'clock. Where's my riot?

Whispering to D'Argo after Rygel has been mistaken as a god by another race
John Crichton: The Slug Who Would Be King.

laughs

John Crichton: Zhaan, where are you?
Zhaan: In the maintenance bay, where I'm about to have a fight with Aeryn.

Aeryn Sun: Unless you're planning on pulling a trigger, never point a gun at me again.
John Crichton: I was making a point.
Aeryn Sun: So was I.

Aeryn Sun: What happened?
a little stoned
 
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for the Farscape fans out there and I know you're there somewhere; There is a mini series in the works. Thats all for now.
 

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Well, I'm a Farscape fan but watching the first season, then all of a sudden skipping to the fourth season made me go :confused::eek:.
I've gotta save up for the DVDs... :p
 
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RagnaroK said:
Well, I'm a Farscape fan but watching the first season, then all of a sudden skipping to the fourth season made me go :confused::eek:.
I've gotta save up for the DVDs... :p
YEAH... YOURE MY NEW BEST FRIEND... sorry I didnt mean to scare you. Just that arent any Farscape fans here.

I have been watching the episodes on SciFi for the past year or so. I dont know what season is what and where it begins and when it ends. I need to get the DVD's also. They have seasons 1 and 2 in a boxed sets 3 is only out in seperate DVD's and I havent even seen season 4 out yet. :(
 

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PseudoKiller said:
YEAH... YOURE MY NEW BEST FRIEND... sorry I didnt mean to scare you. Just that arent any Farscape fans here.

I have been watching the episodes on SciFi for the past year or so. I dont know what season is what and where it begins and when it ends. I need to get the DVD's also. They have seasons 1 and 2 in a boxed sets 3 is only out in seperate DVD's and I havent even seen season 4 out yet. :(
lol. Yeh I noticed that no one likes Farscape around where I live. Either that, or they haven't seen the greatness of it! :D I've watched the 1st season like 1 to 2 years ago, and now I'm watching another season on TV that I think is season 3 or 4. :p

I need to catch up bad with what has happened in season 2/3. All these new faces are confusing. WRM (which reminds me), has Farscape got a scheldured ending?
 
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they ended season 4 with the plan for season 5... then at the last minute SciFi cancelled it. Now there is this big movement (including the actors themselves) to get it back on the air. Supposedly there is a mini series which started production in Aussieland Save Farscape
 

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I'm a fan. My favorite is the one where John is knocked unconscious by Kar D'argo. Then he's being chased around in cartoon land like Wylie Coyote. Bought the 3rd season last year on DVD just for that episode. I can't decide which red head I like the most. I've seen almost every episode from the first season to the last. Love it. Don't tease me about the mini-series, are they going to film it?
 
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XPos said:
I'm a fan. My favorite is the one where John is knocked unconscious by Kar D'argo. Then he's being chased around in cartoon land like Wylie Coyote. Bought the 3rd season last year on DVD just for that episode. I can't decide which red head I like the most. I've seen almost every episode from the first season to the last. Love it. Don't tease me about the mini-series, are they going to film it?
go to the link I posted 2 posts before... they have what little info is being released :D

They are filming it now...
 
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I took a cue from you XPos... my new sig :D ... and I link to the site also :D
 

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your sig did it's job....

PseudoKiller said:
no tape needed ... they are on DVD. Well all are but the last season
I am googling off to try for a DVD.... will that help save it? More to the point will I be able to get a region 2 DVD (I do not want to mess with flashing players or fancy stuff, had a bad experience there). Any pointers or advice appreciated.

BTW I do not watch any TV as a rule - and I mean not any, literally. Make of that what you will.
[EDIT]Found it here first time - now my dilemma, what to watch and in what order? Maybe I'll search for a sample first...[/EDIT]
 

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