Cost for marriage

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kcnychief

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Not good for me since I'm getting married in around 4 months now :eek:
 

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sigh ... all you english speaking persons, why don't you learn to write, speak and read dutch like we do english? Oh well, here goes:

A couple of guys get changed in the lockerroom of a golfclub. A mobile phone rings and one of them starts a conversation. Of course, everybody in the room listens in while the phone is on the speaker.
Male (m): hello
Female (f): hello honey, it's me. Are you still at the golfclub?
m: yes
f: I am shopping and I saw this georgeous leather jacket. It's only a 1000 dollars. Can I buy it?
m: ofcourse. If you like it you should buy it.
f: I also stopped at the Mercedes garage. The new 2007 models have arrived. I just love one of them.
m: how much is it?
f: it's only 80000 dollars
m: ok, but for that price I want it with all the options
f: great! Oh, one more thing ... This house we wanted to buy last year? It's for sale again. They only ask 950000 dollars
m: ok, make an offer. Bid 900000 dollars
f: ok, I see you later tonight. I love you
m: bye, love you too

The man disconnects. The other men in the lockerroom are staring at him.

Then he asks: does anybody know to whom this cellphone belongs to?
 
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fitz

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hmm... was it a speaker phone? it might have been my phone..
 

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Hahaha
that is amazing!
950k for a house is cheap nowadays :)
 

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950k for a house is cheap nowadays :)

Well, other than the fact that housing prices vary wildly depending on where you live, but, in general, just under a million dollars is not cheap for any house.
 

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Well, other than the fact that housing prices vary wildly depending on where you live, but, in general, just under a million dollars is not cheap for any house.
Oh in my area it is.
 

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