Corny Pickup Lines

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Corny Pickup Lines


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Man: Hey come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.

Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

~~~


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

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Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Man: I'd go through anything for you.

Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine!

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Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

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Man: Oh! baby are you hurt?"

Woman: No, Why?"

Man: "It's a long fall from Heaven."

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Man: If I could redo the alphabet, I would put U and I right beside each other!

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Woman: You look just like my third husband."

Man: Oh, really? How many times have you been married?

Woman: Twice.

~~~

Man: Are you from Tennessee?

Woman: No. Why?

Man: Because you are the only ten I see!
 
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"Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Man: Do you wash your pants with Windex? I was just wondering what that Windexy smell is. It's pretty, um, strong."

"Man: Someone call the police, because you just burned my cat."
 

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Man: I dont have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Man: You must be Jamaican because Ja-makin me crazy.

Man: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
 

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