Corny Pickup Lines
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: Hey come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
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Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine!
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Oh! baby are you hurt?"
Woman: No, Why?"
Man: "It's a long fall from Heaven."
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Man: If I could redo the alphabet, I would put U and I right beside each other!
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Woman: You look just like my third husband."
Man: Oh, really? How many times have you been married?
Woman: Twice.
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Man: Are you from Tennessee?
Woman: No. Why?
Man: Because you are the only ten I see!
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
~~~
Man: Hey come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
~~~
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
~~~
Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
~~~
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
~~~
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine!
~~~
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
~~~
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
~~~
Man: Oh! baby are you hurt?"
Woman: No, Why?"
Man: "It's a long fall from Heaven."
~~~
Man: If I could redo the alphabet, I would put U and I right beside each other!
~~~
Woman: You look just like my third husband."
Man: Oh, really? How many times have you been married?
Woman: Twice.
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Man: Are you from Tennessee?
Woman: No. Why?
Man: Because you are the only ten I see!
