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what do u say to a chav with a job?…
Big Mac Please!

What do u call a chav in a suit?…
The accused!
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE’s?
A liar.
two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who’s driving?
the police

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
What do you call a chav tart in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
whats the similarity between a chav and a slinky:
there is lots of fun to be had watchin them fall down a steep set of stairs
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.
What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
“What you lookin’ at?”
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
What’s the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men…
The Government have approached the Chav’s to ask them if they would like ( on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed.
The Chav’s have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro
What do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?
“Big Mac and fries please”
What did the little chav say to the big chav?
“Can you get served?”

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side
Why couldn’t the chav finish a race?
He was only good at startin!

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What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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