chavs

[bobsalot]

what do u say to a chav with a job?…
Big Mac Please!

What do u call a chav in a suit?…
The accused!
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What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE’s?
A liar.
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two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who’s driving?
the police

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society

What do you call a chav tart in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
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whats the similarity between a chav and a slinky:
there is lots of fun to be had watchin them fall down a steep set of stairs

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
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What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.

What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
“What you lookin’ at?”
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How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

What’s the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men…
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The Government have approached the Chav’s to ask them if they would like ( on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed.
The Chav’s have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro

What do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?
“Big Mac and fries please”
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What did the little chav say to the big chav?
“Can you get served?”

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What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
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What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side

Why couldn’t the chav finish a race?
He was only good at startin!
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[Henyman]

classic jokes

 

[Vanquished]

 

[bobsalot]

vanquished make a poll about chavs.

 

[Vanquished]

WHat the hell is chavs?