Cat starts world war III

[Bytes Back]

So picture the scene,

I've been playing Civlisation 3 for about 2 hours. The Cats sitting on my lap purring nicely. I have a large empire with an equally large Roman empire the other side of the world.

Things are looking good, we're trading well and technologicaly were doing well. ( to well as it turns out ) The cat stirs slightly.

The Romans contact us to see if we would like to trade some wine for some oil. The cat lifts it head and yawns.

I decide to accept their offer and am just moving the mouse to accept whrn the cat gets up and decide to take a stroll along the keyboard. The series of keys it pushes manage to declare war on Rome.

Well, the Romans have the ICBM, they throw them on my cities, I have no choice but to retaliate with my own ICBMS. My population is decimated as is the romans. I have about 20 turns until the end of the gane to rebuild, and build a spaceship. ( Not much chance there then )

Lets hope George Bush doesn't have a Cat.





For Sale.

1 Cat, Ginger, answers to the name of shelley. Computer literate.

 

[Highwind7777]

ouch....and I am just too tempted....BUMP!

 

[MiseryQ]

ROTFL...

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[Bootsy]

wow thats some funny sh*t

 

[gothic]

Stick it in the microwave, I hear cat stew is almost acceptable.

 

[Bytes Back]

Hmmmmmmmm,

For sale.

Cat stew, 10 bowls available. With Extra Fur.

 

[Electronic Punk]

If you put that on a bed of cat litter with a side of garlic bread, you got a deal.

 

[Bytes Back]

Did you want new or used cat litter ?

 

[Electronic Punk]

I would have to for clean, had a bad experienced with used, turns out the dealer was powdering it down.

 

[Bytes Back]

Sure ?, I've got some with guarenteed "lumpy" bits ! 😀

 

[Electronic Punk]

But how can you guarantee this.
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Been awake 35 hours now, nearly tired.

 

[Bytes Back]

I would personaly supervise the removal of the cat litter from the tray and ensure that only the freshest "lumps" were used. Obviously I would rubber gloves to ensure no contanimation of your meal. 🙂

 

[gothic]

Do you provide floss for the removal of the extraeneous fur from between the teeth??