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Back at the retirement center

ZeroHour

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90-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.Sheholds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who canguesswhat's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderlygentlemanin the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
 

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