A limerick for fellow Brits

Guybrush

Village Idiot
#1
With regards to recent news headlines!!

There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could not be sweater
Sven was a fan
She was beaten by Stan
And shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!!
 

Guybrush

Village Idiot
#6
Thanks Mubbers, I'm glad you appreciate it. It is based on a current news headline in the UK and if you are not abreast of UK News then it will not appeal!!!!
 

Alan

its only fun
#7
Posted by Guybrush
With regards to recent news headlines!!

There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could not be sweater
Sven was a fan
She was beaten by Stan
And shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!!


Har-har-har, rather good old chapie :D


 
K

Kirrie2001

Guest
#8
ALAN.
It looks like we shall have to post British news bulletins from now on. Nice one ALAN.

Why did you not include me in the poem???? :D :D :D
 

damnyank

I WILL NOT FORGET 911
#9
I remember reading something about that on The Sun website - so I followed the main idea. heh heh Yes, I still love Page 3!:eek:

BTW - that was quite a storm you guys had yesterday - thank god I got an e-mail form my neice saying all the in-laws made it through almost unscathed!
 

Mubbers

Shoot!
Political User
#10
Posted by damnyank

BTW - that was quite a storm you guys had yesterday - thank god I got an e-mail form my neice saying all the in-laws made it through almost unscathed!
Too right! I was offshore and despite bieng on a fixed installation the rig was still moving about, absolutely attrocious weather.

Mubbers.

Note: Off topic, but us Brits will take any opportunity to talk about the weather!! :D
 

Mubbers

Shoot!
Political User
#14
Rule Britannia!!

Posted by mafiafromrussia
u brits dont make no sence what so ever. who do you all of a sudden rule???
Everyone Maf - but it's not really a recent thing.

The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!:cool:

Viscount Mubbers, 2nd Earl of Tallywacker.

P.S.

Have you heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater?
 

damnyank

I WILL NOT FORGET 911
#15
Re: Rule Britannia!!

Posted by Mubbers
The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!:cool:
Ta Mubbers - now I know why my wife is right about everything - according to her! I knew it had something to do with heritage! ;)
 
#16
Re: Rule Britannia!!

Posted by Mubbers
Everyone Maf - but it's not really a recent thing.

The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!:cool:

Viscount Mubbers, 2nd Earl of Tallywacker.

P.S.

Have you heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater?
I couldn't have put it better myself Mubbers!:D
 

Mubbers

Shoot!
Political User
#17
GuyBrush

I've been meaning to ask - what's that a pint of? :D

Stuck on this rig for a week now and I'm gasping for a pint!! :(

Tetleys, Boddies, Theakstons... mmmmhhhh


Mubbers

Drier than a dingo' arse!!
 
M

mafiafromrussia

Guest
#18
mubbers i tell u now that your "assumption" of being right about everything is really not true :p . sorry to ruin your belief system but it is so.
and no, i have not heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater? what's that about?
 
G

Grendel

Guest
#19
If I'm correct:

The Mayor of Bayswater, he had a pretty daughter...

Grendel

Maybe Mubbers would dare tell the rest?
 
#20
Posted by Mubbers
GuyBrush

I've been meaning to ask - what's that a pint of? :D

Stuck on this rig for a week now and I'm gasping for a pint!! :(

Tetleys, Boddies, Theakstons... mmmmhhhh


Mubbers

Drier than a dingo' arse!!

Theakstons Old Perculiar and plenty of it:)

You can't beat a pint of REAL ALE!!!

Mouth like a Ghurkas foreskin at the moment, better check out the fridge for a cold one.

Hoping the seas aren't to rough.

Seems like Mafia is having trouble understanding the British and our way of thinking!
 

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