A limerick for fellow Brits

Guybrush

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With regards to recent news headlines!!

There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could not be sweater
Sven was a fan
She was beaten by Stan
And shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!!
 
strange, never been able to undersatnd brits' humor. :confused:
 
Wawawawawa what?
You should really stop watching kiddie shows...
 
Thanks Mubbers, I'm glad you appreciate it. It is based on a current news headline in the UK and if you are not abreast of UK News then it will not appeal!!!!
 
Posted by Guybrush
With regards to recent news headlines!!

There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could not be sweater
Sven was a fan
She was beaten by Stan
And shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!!



Har-har-har, rather good old chapie :D


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ALAN.
It looks like we shall have to post British news bulletins from now on. Nice one ALAN.

Why did you not include me in the poem???? :D :D :D
 
I remember reading something about that on The Sun website - so I followed the main idea. heh heh Yes, I still love Page 3!:eek:

BTW - that was quite a storm you guys had yesterday - thank god I got an e-mail form my neice saying all the in-laws made it through almost unscathed!
 
Posted by damnyank

BTW - that was quite a storm you guys had yesterday - thank god I got an e-mail form my neice saying all the in-laws made it through almost unscathed!

Too right! I was offshore and despite bieng on a fixed installation the rig was still moving about, absolutely attrocious weather.

Mubbers.

Note: Off topic, but us Brits will take any opportunity to talk about the weather!! :D
 
u brits dont make no sence what so ever. who do you all of a sudden rule???
 
Rule Britannia!!

Posted by mafiafromrussia
u brits dont make no sence what so ever. who do you all of a sudden rule???

Everyone Maf - but it's not really a recent thing.

The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!:cool:

Viscount Mubbers, 2nd Earl of Tallywacker.

P.S.

Have you heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater?
 
Re: Rule Britannia!!

Posted by Mubbers
The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!:cool:

Ta Mubbers - now I know why my wife is right about everything - according to her! I knew it had something to do with heritage! ;)
 
Re: Rule Britannia!!

Posted by Mubbers
Everyone Maf - but it's not really a recent thing.

The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!:cool:

Viscount Mubbers, 2nd Earl of Tallywacker.

P.S.

Have you heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater?

I couldn't have put it better myself Mubbers!:D
 
GuyBrush

I've been meaning to ask - what's that a pint of? :D

Stuck on this rig for a week now and I'm gasping for a pint!! :(

Tetleys, Boddies, Theakstons... mmmmhhhh


Mubbers

Drier than a dingo' arse!!
 
mubbers i tell u now that your "assumption" of being right about everything is really not true :p . sorry to ruin your belief system but it is so.
and no, i have not heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater? what's that about?
 
If I'm correct:

The Mayor of Bayswater, he had a pretty daughter...

Grendel

Maybe Mubbers would dare tell the rest?
 
Posted by Mubbers
GuyBrush

I've been meaning to ask - what's that a pint of? :D

Stuck on this rig for a week now and I'm gasping for a pint!! :(

Tetleys, Boddies, Theakstons... mmmmhhhh


Mubbers

Drier than a dingo' arse!!


Theakstons Old Perculiar and plenty of it:)

You can't beat a pint of REAL ALE!!!

Mouth like a Ghurkas foreskin at the moment, better check out the fridge for a cold one.

Hoping the seas aren't to rough.

Seems like Mafia is having trouble understanding the British and our way of thinking!
 

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