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12 inches



This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

“Hey, what's that?”

“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish and received this twelve inch pianist.”

“Can I try?”
The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

“And ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”


I may actually be insane.
Powerchordpunk, your signature image is in violation of the forum guidelines, can you re-size it to 500x200 or less please.


Sure thing. Sorry bout that. I'll be sure to stay within forum guidelines from now on.

Perris Calderon

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well, the reason is that it resizes our browsers, and pages don'r fit on your screen without scrolling.

so, even if it's in jokes, it's inconsiderate to ither users, that's the reason for the limit

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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