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jus some jokes 4 ya all
please vote in the poll,if ya all like em then i'll add more each day,if u hate em i'll crawl back in to my hole
Top ten reasons not to have sex:
10. I'd love to honey, but I just banged your sister.
9. We're out of paper bags for your head again.
8. You haven't shaved in so long I'm afraid I'd feel I was
making love to Big Foot.
7. You're 20 bucks short.
6. We're out of gin again.
5. I used my last sponge for the dishes.
4. Sorry, this isn't a conjugal visit.
3. I can't tonight, honey, I spent myself earlier today
watching all those pornos.
2. Only if you put on this wig and talk like a Chinese hooker.
And the number 1 excuse to not have sex:
1. Your gynecologist just called - you still have crabs and
you know how I don't like seafood.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman
who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little
tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what
it means.
please vote in the poll,if ya all like em then i'll add more each day,if u hate em i'll crawl back in to my hole
Top ten reasons not to have sex:
10. I'd love to honey, but I just banged your sister.
9. We're out of paper bags for your head again.
8. You haven't shaved in so long I'm afraid I'd feel I was
making love to Big Foot.
7. You're 20 bucks short.
6. We're out of gin again.
5. I used my last sponge for the dishes.
4. Sorry, this isn't a conjugal visit.
3. I can't tonight, honey, I spent myself earlier today
watching all those pornos.
2. Only if you put on this wig and talk like a Chinese hooker.
And the number 1 excuse to not have sex:
1. Your gynecologist just called - you still have crabs and
you know how I don't like seafood.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman
who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little
tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what
it means.