jus some jokes 4 ya all please vote in the poll,if ya all like em then i'll add more each day,if u hate em i'll crawl back in to my hole Top ten reasons not to have sex: 10. I'd love to honey, but I just banged your sister. 9. We're out of paper bags for your head again. 8. You haven't shaved in so long I'm afraid I'd feel I was making love to Big Foot. 7. You're 20 bucks short. 6. We're out of gin again. 5. I used my last sponge for the dishes. 4. Sorry, this isn't a conjugal visit. 3. I can't tonight, honey, I spent myself earlier today watching all those pornos. 2. Only if you put on this wig and talk like a Chinese hooker. And the number 1 excuse to not have sex: 1. Your gynecologist just called - you still have crabs and you know how I don't like seafood. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.