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PseudoKiller
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In the past 5 months there has been a little terror running around loose on the streets. He’s 2.5 feet tall (Metric conversion unavailable at this time) He has blond hair (what there is of it) blue eyes and has been known to scream and cry when he doesn’t get his way.
He makes such demands as ‘feed me NOW!!’ or ‘Change my diaper’ Although he can not speak the same language as most humans he will make you become his monkey. If you see this boy you should quickly and quietly turn and walk away. If you do not adhere to this you will be lured in by his eyes and cute smile. You will then be obligated to perform several tasks such as ‘holding’ ‘feeding’ or ‘changing’ This is NOT disputable in a court of law. He is known to go by several alias’s such as “Stinky Feet” “Pooky” or “The Terror that Wakes Me From My Dreams in the Middle of the Night” His true and given name is Benjamin. He is not known to answer to that at this time.
He makes such demands as ‘feed me NOW!!’ or ‘Change my diaper’ Although he can not speak the same language as most humans he will make you become his monkey. If you see this boy you should quickly and quietly turn and walk away. If you do not adhere to this you will be lured in by his eyes and cute smile. You will then be obligated to perform several tasks such as ‘holding’ ‘feeding’ or ‘changing’ This is NOT disputable in a court of law. He is known to go by several alias’s such as “Stinky Feet” “Pooky” or “The Terror that Wakes Me From My Dreams in the Middle of the Night” His true and given name is Benjamin. He is not known to answer to that at this time.
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