Be On The Lookout...

** UPDATE **
January 18, 2007


Since last reported the “Terror” is fast approaching his first birthday (February 16) and there have been some recent developments. Although at the time of this report he is unable to walk, he has acquired the ability to stand by pulling himself up using whatever is around. This can include people, furniture and the like. Lacking the ability to walk has not slowed him at all… In fact while he can stand he can move sideways let alone he can crawl at a dizzying pace. He will follow anyone or anything anywhere at anytime. Doors are not able to keep him from his destination and only serve as a way too slow him down for a few seconds.

Tell tale signs if he is around or has visited is the fact he will mark his territory with vast amounts of drool. If you encounter the “Terror” it is best to back away and do not make any sudden movements. He has gained the ability to produce “raspberries” and this should be heeded by those who wear glasses or you will become blinded and may need to seek medical attention. One last item to be aware of is that he is sporting a mind-numbing six teeth. These things are sharp and pointy and he is not afraid to chomp on fingers, toes and in one case an eyebrow.

Take note of the images included and be on the lookout… You have been warned.
Thank you for your time…

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how is it you have such a good looking kid killer?

I think you need to put a private eye on your wife, cuz that kid didn't come from your face that's for sure

*lucky man you are killer*
 
Im guessing he was eating spaghetti or cheetos with that orane tinge on his nose...

:)

Very good looking little chap!
 
PK, that is one sweet kid. Be proud, ya did good. :D Heh, his B-Day is three days after mine.

Aquarians unite! :p
 

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