Yay for nuns?

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Elric

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A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab,
and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She
asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have
a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend
me. When you're as old as I am and have been
a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to be single and #2
you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes,
I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He
does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss
that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab
driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the
nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied,
I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and
I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
 

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