would you like a piece of ass for the weekend?

Perris Calderon

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so I'm renting a car and the (very attractive) agent has a VERY heavy accent, I'm asking her to repeat herself a number of times and having fun with her and her accent, she seems like she's comming on to me (I am perris after all and I cannot blame her one bit)

at the end of the contract discussion she asks;

"would like a piece of ass for the weekend?"

...no kidding.

so there I am, amazed cuz this girl is HAWT... I tell her, "of course" so she tells me "you have a choice, either tomtom or garmin
 
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Ah ok, was more going along the POI line but couldn't work it out :D
 

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