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Wish I was 10 again

Evil Marge

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Don't think I posted this one here before so here goes :D

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd really love to be ten again," she replied wistfully.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up,

made her a nice big bowl of Frosties

and then took heroff to their local Theme Park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the

Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller

Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her

head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving

Husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a

refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster,

complete with a hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a

huge bag of M&M's, her favourite sweets.

What a time she had! Finally she wobbled home with her

husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over

his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

"Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"You f______g idiot", she replied. "I meant my dress size."

And the moral of the story:-

Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.


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Evil Marge said:
And the moral of the story:-

Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
How totally true this moral is.. but reading a story won't really teach you. You have to get married to truely experience the rich truth told here.



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I have lived with my girl for so long we might as well be married, hold on one sec............... ok, she said that I was actually correct. Had to check. :p

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