Two (persons of ethnic origin of your choice) walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
A (person of ethnic origin of your choice) comes running into a bar, he's very excited and has a pile of $h!t in his hand. He makes his may to the bar and exclaims to the bartender, "Hey! Look what I almost stepped in!"
And the best advice I can offer for New Year's Eve partiers:
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS