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What did the man say when he walked into a bar??

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Jahya

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eh!? What about this one:

Two (persons of ethnic origin of your choice) walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

Or this:

A (person of ethnic origin of your choice) comes running into a bar, he's very excited and has a pile of $h!t in his hand. He makes his may to the bar and exclaims to the bartender, "Hey! Look what I almost stepped in!"

And the best advice I can offer for New Year's Eve partiers:

Do NOT play leapfrog with unicorns.
 

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