Sorry, i just had to use this little flame i found, its hilarious ;-)
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Official Forum Flame:
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Butt-kisser
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOL user / Free server
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Web TV user
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Fool
[ ] l33t h4x0r
[ ] Guy from Mental Institution
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted your opinions in the third person
[ ] You have no clue what an RPG is
[ ] You believe that the world must cater to your every desire
[ ] I can’t understand a word you have written
[ ] You think that we should all agree with your inane ideas
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted an PC vs. X-Box thread
[X] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs. DiabloII thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork bi-products
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You want to rework everything NOW to suit your personal taste
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double-posted
[ ] You posted a message written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[ ] Do I need a reason? You’re a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] Your are using pirated software.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] You asked for cheats
[ ] Just because
[ ] All of the above
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] STOP IT!!!
[ ] Just go away! Now!
[ ] Read the ****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Learn about the Internet at
www.learnthenet.com.
[ ] Using your real name/address, post repeated anti-feminist messages in alt.homicidal.militant-feminists.
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[ ] Go to
www.primenet.com/~vez/neti.html and brush up on your netiquette.
[ ] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of My Little Pony per day.
[ ] Kick a pit-bull
[ ] Ask Microsoft Support for advice on how to use a pirated MS product.
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Get yourself sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL / Free serve account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Wipe your butt on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[ ] Change your alias to something which accurately describes how completely god-awful your MaD sKiLLz at gaming are. "I blow" is deemed to be appropriate.
[ ] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You are a tool
[ ] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your *** somewhere else
[ ] Go away!
[ ] Learn to post or *** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] *PLONK*
[ ] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[ ] Seek professional help.
[ ] Lick a wall socket.
[ ] All of the above
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The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people
not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed.
You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was
brought to you in under 10 seconds.
Sucks to be you.