Wee Scottish Guy Sitting At A Bar

[stevanhogg]

A Wee scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says "thats a karate chop from Korea"

Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "thats a judo chop from Japan"

The wee scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out, with blood splattered everywhere

And says to the barman "when that B*****d wakes up tell him that was a f*****g crowbar from Scotland!!

 

[bmclaughlin807]

Now that's my kinda guy.

 

[LordOfLA]

nice

although in my case it was the barman doing the thumping when my friend still worked as a barman