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Ways to kill Cary Sherman

M

Mr. Ass

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#1
Heres some cool ways we can take out that communist RIAA *******!!

-Fed through a branch/leaf shredder (or office paper shredder)
-Trampling by thousands of tiny spongy feet
-Asphyxiation on a twinkie
-Bungee jumping with chord tied around neck
-1000 RPM merry-go-round
-Building sandcastles in a quicksand box
-Dragged behind a school bus on a gravel road
-Leg caught in elevator doors
-Home lobotomy kit
-Blown out a whales' ass.
-Ripped limb from limb by a Wookie.

Feel free to add to the list
 

freightgod

Confused and Bewildered
#2
Originally posted by Quantum Thunder

-Bungee jumping with chord tied around neck
Would that be a major or a minor chord?

Um, NTFS.org is a completely innapropriate place to discuss ways to kill people we don't like.
 

Tabula Rasa

Stranger Than Kindness
Political User
#5
Originally posted by Quantum Thunder
Heres some cool ways we can take out that communist RIAA *******!!
Actually the RIAA stands for Capitalism, much more then it stands for Communism.

File Sharing is far more "communistic" :)
 

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