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The worlds best chain letter

Alan

its only fun
#1
I recieved this to-day LMAO




Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f**king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email,
$1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make
a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run
into the next day!"
What a bunch of bulls**t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
Peter in5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
F**k them!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human
being will somehow receive a nickel from some
omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't f**king care!!!!
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
actually contributing to by sending out these
forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it
on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
have a nice day.
 

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