The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer!

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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident.​
So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.​
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?” “Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.” “Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”​
Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?” The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.​
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”​

http://www.funnyblock.com/jokes/The_Teacher_the_Thief_the_Lawyer.html
 
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Hah! Someone doesn't like Lawyers. :p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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